ninja harpist?

ninja harpist?

truly an inspiring product.
but what is a ninja harpist? i've seen a ninja music director at the piano before. she was wearing her standard orchestra black, but with a mask. is that what a ninja harpist would look like?

or does a ninja harpist have the ability to maneuver her/his harp through large crowds without being seen. does does s/he know how to battle evil bridezillas? do they send music stands flying through the air? can they do damage with their copy of the handel Bb harp concerto? what powers would they have with used harp strings? i imagine they could also get into all sorts of trouble with a tuning key.

what sort of music would a ninja harpist play?

maybe these questions can never be answered. but it is something to ponder.

there's one skill i've mastered....eating appetizers and playing harp....that might be in the repertoire of a ninja harpist. i'm still working on making eye contact with waitstaff so that they know to bring over the tray of h'ors dourves.

or maybe all one needs to be a ninja harpist is some of the merchandise from cafepress.